LOL.. really wish the Bajan accent was better especially since he was the one carrying the damn message.
Jiva Thoughts
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Camille, it has got to have been like 3 yrs since i said “gimme a name for an evil organization/corporation”.. you probably don’t even remember your answer but I’ve been using it in my head since then and just got around to writing the scenes where i could actually reveal the company.. ‘Iconic Domain’ fits so perfectly with the insanity of the CEO.
“each of us is a fiddler on a roof, trying to scratch out a pleasant simple tune without breaking our necks.” ~tevye, FIDDLER ON THE ROOF (paraphrased)
Restarting my Locs. That is all.
Is it just me.. or is it REALLY weird to see Tom Anderson’s Myspace profile pic on my FB sidebar??
Sitting here watching Basketball wives and talking to “the tv” .. lmao.. Tami Roman is my new girl crush, ( after you boo)
The Bobbys are surly, I repeat the Bobbys are surly.
When someone offers you love… REVEL in it… even if not returned in strength… Don’t abuse it, appreciate it and them.. bathe in what real love freely given feels like and when you are the one to offer love, you will be well aware of it’s value and expected return.
Playing with Henna…. for the next month will have SQUIGGLES tattooed on my hand and legs lol
bout to drape myself over this body pillow and go to sleep..
In other news.. you know your ass need to be where this pillow is.. 🙂
I hope my friends will join me at the Memorial service for what was a Great franchise: Dizzny plans to release 1 StarWars movie each year
{what is known in Riddick films as the “1 Step 1 Kill” Method}
Miss Ella Kills (in every sense of the word) Mack the knife lol
Seriously considering adding electrical tape to my standing order of Duct tape…Beware!!
http://blacktapeproject.com/wp-content/gallery/kathy-c/mg_0032editedlogo.jpg
As soon as u decide what conditions u wanna put on that unconditional love…. lose my number.
in a weird hodgepodgy emotional state: anxiety, anticipation, excitement, aggravation, stress and “new crush”.
I’m enjoying the new crush part, but the rest… meh!
(i just wannit to be over)
@[1200142262:2048:Theresa]
OMG!!! Queen Unique. I have a daughter. I gotta have this track
Okay, solved my wine Problem… gonna either go with a Ferrari-Carano or a Welch’s Sparkling Concorde. 🙂
@[100000315271386:2048:Lauren]… Best friends who kill people… then play shuffle board on the Lido Deck.
As you Wish…
I can’t deal!
that awkward moment when you see people you know wishing Brian Wood happy birthday.. and you post a smart ass comment on his page because you know he’s a Gemini….
and It’s some stranger with the same name.
dammit, FB is making me look bad.
Happy birthday to my Brother Jason, and my nieces Thea and Kaya.
Also to a few friends who are celebrating 29 AGAIN. 🙂
“I would thank you not to scream at me. This is a free country, not your Nazi Germany. we are all entitled to our opinions here and I for one am with Aloysius . Our Queen does not defecate. What is more she has never defecated and would never THINK of defecating.” LMAO
Happy Birthday to my Stinky.. Now I gotta go get a cake or something because she won’t believe the Giants Superbowl win was just for her.
My patience is thin. My fucks are all given. And I’m not feeling too hot. Tread lightly.
LOL, for my friends who is thinking about quitting Coke (blasphemy)… Who else remembers this?
Taking a break from writing the Insupportable Essay so I decided to watch one of Hulu’s recommendations. Did you know that i always thought that LOST was a reality show like Survivor.. and that’s why i refused to watch it????
there are too many homeless people… too few unspoiled spaces, in this country for me to look at these pics and be intrigued.. i just see waste.
**sigh**
In other news.. I am really sick of people messing with my daughter’s emotions… all I can say is be glad I don’t have access to a car or to telecommunications because I no longer give a fuck.
Not everyone can appreciate my children’s love for me LOL but i do..
“Tiara, Meemo dropped my new knife on her leg”.
“Ohh Mommy, is your knife okay?”
Ha Shuri has left the building… and she is taking a few friends with her. my brain and my friendslist both feel lighter…
Grumble
It’s January, It’s Blizzard weather… I feel like I’m missing a date in New York.
ERB with Key and Peele
THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME :
APPRECIATION: “Go kill each other outside.. I just finished cleaning.”
RELIGION: “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
TIME TRAVEL: “If you don’t stop it, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”
LOGIC: “Because I said so, that’s why.”
FORESIGHT: “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.” IRONY: “Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”
OSMOSIS: “Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”
CONTORTIONISM: “Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”
STAMINA: “You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”
WEATHER: “This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”
HYPOCRISY: ” I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!”
CIRCLE OF LIFE: “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out..”
BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION: “Stop acting like your father!”
ENVY: “There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”
ANTICIPATION: “Just wait until we get home.”
RECEIVING: “You are going to get it when you get home!”
MEDICAL SCIENCE: “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.”
ESP: “Put your sweater on, don’t you think I know when you are cold?”
HUMOUR: “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.” BECOMING AN ADULT: “If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.” GENETICS: “You’re just like your father.”
MY ROOTS: “Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?” WISDOM: “When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”
JUSTICE: “One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you !”
CHOICE: “Do you want me to stop this car?”
stolen from Theresa
lol.. but you know what… I wouldn’t address my sociopathy in therapy.. 🙂
“I’m a murdering Psychopath. It’s part of my charm.” ~ SuperWoman, Justice Leaque: Crisis on 2 Earths
Retro Sprite commercial staring Heavy D and the Boyz.
Seon, Charmion, Theresa, Camille
It’s Towel day… and whatever you do.. DON’T PANIC.
@[100006258401258:2048:Katana]… This story is actually true… so here is more evidence that the energy you put out into the universe can be felt by others. You don’t need to ask who will miss you when you are gone. the hole in the universe will be felt.
welch’s grape is no damn substitute for a Guava Jelly craving… I need a Grenadian with a connection STAT
Thank you Nekita.. this sooo fits my mood today!!
@[100000315271386:2048:Elle Tamar]
Friend let me drive her car today.. she didn’t even have a panic attack. Lol. But we’ve established that I need a manual transmission.
lol..
You is kind, you is smart, you is important.
my guilty pleasure.. buttwatching.. LOL it’s better when the guy actually likes girls, but i can’t get straight guys to Twerk. lol
Finally able to watch One Piece again. Yay!!!
My pen stabs inky wounds into my notebook, as Ladysmith Black Mambazo reminds me for the 25th time, that there ain’t no sunshine when you’re gone.
Yep… the real-dumb-licans are right… the Muppets are pushing a REAL dangerous agenda: teaching our kids shit like acceptance and love.
LOL @[100000605568334:2048:Horus]
Boom!! Just like that!!!
Ray Guns, Sabres and Katana for every girl LOL
“Everybody fighting over this religion stuff. Christians say Jesus is the messenger. Muslims say its Muhammad. I say, who gives a phuck who the messenger is, DID YOU GET THE MESSAGE??? It’s the same damn message.” Eddie Griffin
Where would i be today if i never told that joke in health class?
@[576283718:2048:Kurt], and @[1096010169:2048:Epiphany]… OMG.. Bacon flavored dong bags.
Sitting here eating Oreos and giggling to myself… Feeling loved is a great phucking feeling!!
miss the days when the bubble was smaller. but Thats the great thing about bubbles. you can pop them. poof begone