@[100000315271386:2048:Lauren]… Best friends who kill people… then play…
@[100000315271386:2048:Lauren]… Best friends who kill people… then play shuffle board on the Lido Deck.
Some people say: "As long as I owe you, you'll never be broke." I say.."as long as you owe me, you stand a good chance of getting choked the #%% out"
Missing my boogerhead daughter :) who is having fun with her Meemo and hasn't thought about calling me in a week. moooo..
@[508394979:2048:Ebony] i know you can tell me what the last show is. :)
Just watched "In & Out".. Tom Selleck kissing Kevin Kline has got to be the funniest Makeout scene EVER!!!
no fact checking.. but I have worked for WalMart, so ...
where is the closest sex shop?
@[100004008558005:2048:Bomani Muhammad]
Faulty logic is faulty... 'tis now Saturn's Day...#ijs
I am the last person who wants to believe this idiot is a human being.. but hey look he has human tendencies lol.. BTW.. Just ignore the damn title...
(all you "keep the day holy" people read this tomorrow) Movie line of the year: "you stick thumb up nice lady's butthole or i stick my fist up yours."
iDie!
That awkward moment when you look in the mirror and your nose has spread across half your face...