'cause it's my favorite mushy mood song... "You set records before black men could compete, are you kidding me? That's like having a pasta contest without Italy." ... LMAO My son refused to get me a Coke, so I'm killing this Mike's Hard.. now i can blame him for my drinking problem.. #FutureTherapyTopic yes LAWD!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgRLrOyxUBo It doesn't have to be a Christmas present... it could be just because you know i want it. Ever stare at the status box, wanting to say something.. but really having nothing to say?? Damn you, FB overlord.. I can't perform under this pressure. Making donuts... fried Carbs dipped in Carbs, and sprinkled with coconut (and carbs).. woooo Saw my first real live Black Widow yesterday... If I was not conditioned to be terrified of the thing I would've spent more time enjoying its beauty Interesting thought: "It's the labour that makes us who we are, not the fruit that it yields." ~Once Upon a Time *soft scoff* Indulging my Panera addiction for thhe first time in over 4 yrs. hhmmmm Cinnamon Crunch. Still up.. thank goodness i can sleep til 9:30 and still be at work by 9:37 :)
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Jiva Thoughts

Statuses, fragments, observations, and whatever else survive.

when is a cry for help more than just a bid for attention??? how does one draw the line between needing help and asking for it??? How do you know when steppin in is prudent and not just nosey?

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I am tired.. but still working.. i expect to sleep all day tomorrow straight thru saturday. bleh

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Did you hear the one about the man who killed his stepfather with an atomic wedgie?? only in Oklahoma

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Why say “I told you so” on the internet?? I dunno.. but i told you so.

I remember posting an article where a church hired a sex offender for a pastor and “suggested” that kids NOT attend the church. dunno if it’s the same church/pastor or not.. but people COME ON!!! God forgives pasts, sure.. **painful eyeroll** but does he also bid you to take leave of your senses and frolic in the realms of stupidity

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DragonBall: Evolution… the DBZ purist in me finally relented and watched it… Gawd!! I’m glad i didn’t pay.

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Someone tell me why my son has two of the world’s most annoying alarms set for 5:30 am. the one on his Tablet sounds like someone is asphyxiating a rooster, mid-crow. and i swear if his Nintendo DS has an alarm on it.. i’m beating somebody. The Jerk’s not even home Arrrghhhh!!!

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@[100000218801878:2048:Katherine]… made me think of you. Wish I’d had this interview before i took the job. lol

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grumble grumble

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Well??? I await an answer!!!

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so my son wants to do this one week training camp with his JROTC crew…
why does this consent form say that I’m consenting to allow him to undergo any procedure deemed necessary OR DESIRABLE by army doctors?
really.. like if you decided that he’d look great with his leg surgically attached to the back of his neck, I’m supposed to be okay with that. FOHWTBS

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Jiva thoughts… If anything were to convince me to return to the religion that raised me.. it would have to be presented like this movie was. Many people disagreed with me on this aspect of ELI, but IMO the entire premise of this film can be summed up in one little bible verse.

“for we walk by faith, not by sight”

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Is there sand in your shorts???

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Random Thought: Can i get a show of hands. How many people think that Mahatma Mohandas Ghandi went to HELL???

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many people say it was a PAINFUL Wakeup call that helped them kick their addiction… Does dropping a 6 pack of 20oz Coke on my toes at 8:05 am count? NAH!!! gotta get my fix.

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Just got an email “Are muslims safe in america?” .. (pardon me for this y’all)… N’gga, you don’t get it do you… Is ANYONE safe???
The thing is.. they are gonna rally everyone against one distraction (e.g: muslims) and when there is a nice tight angry mob… open fire (figuratively maybe) on the lot.. i mean did you notice how t… ooh pretty butterfly…

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interesting, at least!

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Hmmm… Need to say something witty, sexually loaded and amusingly ambiguous… oh phuck it… maybe tomorrow.

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Ending the day as i started .. With The Mad Violinist

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J-i-m B-r-o-w-n-s-k-i… u can be my buddy anytime… LOL

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My Modem is practicing the rhythm method.. in… out.. in.. out… freeze… wait.. dont move… okay it’s in again.

Needless to say, I don’t expect much web work to get done today

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I’m Batman.. Like there was ever any doubt!?

You are an exceptionally intelligent, driven and disciplined person with clear goals to make the world safer and better and the passion to make those goals a reality. You are observant, adaptable and focused with a deep sense of personal justice. Though introverted and perhaps socially awkward, you are deeply loyal to a few close friends and are selfless in your defense of people. Some consider your black and white views on morality a weakness, but it allows you to make clear cut decisions that protect you and the ones you love. While many consider you an extreme activist, they have a profound respect for your passion and want to share in your causes.

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QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Jesus had two dads.. and he turned out fine.”
Thank you random facebook person. 🙂

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stop doing that, let me rest.

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Head back, eyes closed, I would fill my head with jazz as the sounds of Bird’s sax blasted thoughts of you away (like the old Maxell commercial). Now Bird’s wings beat against every corner of my mind and carries you with it and even in my sanctuary I can’t escape ‘all the things you are’. 🙂

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Horus

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http://www.bustle.com/articles/46527-6-things-you-might-not-think-are-harassment-but-definitely-are-because-apparently-we-need-to

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@[100000315271386:2048:Elle], @[100000605568334:2048:Horus], @[1307799706:2048:Sabyra]..

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therein lies the road to insanity my love… thnking the voices speak to you alone… They speak to us all..
only the “sane” ones have forgotten the language and like the advisors of the Naked emperor feel the need to cover their deficienc…ies by labelling us, the hearers and heeders, “Mad”.
We are not crazy.. they are just deaf.

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Spaghetti,, noisy kids, and lots of time to catch up to my NaNoWriMo word count. Happy Thursday to you too.

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@ Toledo Boogz : you’re on my friendlist cuz i said so. i love ya blah blah blah. something about reposting… see i pays good attention.

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lov

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troubled by pesky tanlines?
want to brown evenly even at “that time of the month”?
Introducing new ALways Summer Maxies

SMH till if falls off. Someone bring the Swimsuits of the 60’s back… PLEASE

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For my SIblings: and to the people who tell us we are TOO sarcastic.
Sarcasm is the Lowest form of Wit…. Wit is the highest form of intelligence… So if we are being sarcastic to you… It’s about as dumb as we can make ourselves for you to GET IT!!!!

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that awkward moment when you change your profile pic, right after saying, “Sure you can trust me”. lol
Damn You, Nyier

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@[1307799706:2048:Sabyra], you have to check out this comic: Bitch Planet. They have exceeded our ideas for the world of Badula and Tuxedo and taken a society based on patriarchal bullshyt to a whole new level

http://www.wired.com/2014/12/bitch-planet-comic-deconnick/

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Plastic. By Olga Malyshenko.

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One must ask… Why is it that a female vampire slayer who is out and about (armed with stakes, knives and guns) will have the presence of mind to put on a leather& silver NECK PROTECTOR.. but is out there wearing only a bra, some daisy dukes and thigh high stockings (held up by her thigh holster no less??? UGH!!! STOP IT!!! MALE ARTISTS KILL ME WITH THAT SHYT!

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People kill me:.
what did you not like about this audiobook? “It was too short.” ….
Dude!! it was 14 hours of audio… how is that too short? I could read all six books in the series in the 14 hours you took to listen to that one. Arghh stop your complaining and press play

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Am i the only one who heard the president channel Dr. King last night?

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I want a DNA test.

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is Hawt Right Now!!!

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Would like to thank Mr, George for his assistance in dissecting the motivations of and the plausibility of the actions performed by the characters of her novel. Just stop insisting my Hero kill my Heroine.. its a love story… he can forgive one liiiiiii

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is waaaay too tired, as usual.

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In my happy place. If you take the right person with you to bed, the stresses of the day becomes a non-factor.

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OMG they slaughtered THOR.. LMAO
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-beloved-superheroes-who-are-actually-really-stupid/

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in a weird hodgepodgy emotional state: anxiety, anticipation, excitement, aggravation, stress and “new crush”.

I’m enjoying the new crush part, but the rest… meh!
(i just wannit to be over)

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loves livin, lives lovin.. wants chocolate

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Jiva Fang added a new photo.

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Not so Random WWE thought… They better not be setting up an end to Taker’s streak… He needs to go 2 more years then they can have that shyt back…

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changing the wording doesn’t change the effectiveness of the damn bill. Elected Idiocy

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It’s Friday.. no school again… Sheesh.

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I’m thankful for my dad and mom, who although wayyy more sick than me, made us dinner and drove it across town.

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When she woke up and found her dream of love was gone, she ran to the man who had led her so far astray.. Then from under her velvet gown, she drew her gun and shot her lover down… Madam.. Miss Otis Regrets she’s unable to lunch today.

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Part 2: Luciano Pavarotti and Violins make good R&B even better. 🙂

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About to break open a box of “man cookies” in honor of Efun Bemi, 🙂 damn i miss NY.

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“we all have issues. You are a beautiful piece of fucked up shyt.”
#HeGetsMe #Dammit

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Hey you.. yeah you I’m not tagging yu rass… read this

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someday… itsuka wa…

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“I used to worship inside the temple until i realized that everything around me was holy. The waterfall, the stone… Now like a madman, I worship everything I see.” — Jai Kumar “Kama Sutra”

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Read it.. Loved it.. Major stalker, I mean fan of the author.. and she never calls the cops on me.

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