Kids are gone... hmm .. SHKrimp and tortellini.. Yum.Timeline photosThis weekend I get to beta test the psycho-mom personality on the potential boyfriend. I've been living my entire life for this moment. MuahahahaSitting in a motel room sewing a clasp on a sequined gown.. about to do hair. I guess I'm. Officially a pageant mom. :) IaintboutdatlifeIf you're getting app requests from me... SORRY! There is a very persistent app that won't just DIE!Did i Mention: that my babies are both CPR certified? WOOO!! psycho proud mommy moment.CELL STILL DEAD!! I think my charger is either on its way to Iraq, or Oklahoma.. LOL at least i didn't seal up the box headed to England.this video makes my Kinsey swingFinish this recipe: How to Cause Chicken Pox... 1) get some left over tuna....A little SOPA humor for my Artist friends.Leave me alone..... I ... HAVE ... HORNS!!!hee hee