DAMN, I needed this laff right here, thanks Ty Scorpion in the shower... NY here i come (back)... Lol so much for my love of showering in the dark Nerd Yo'Mama Jokes... Day four of making/eating breakfast and other assorted "as a family" crap. I think we'll keep up the breakfast habit. but ugh I hate playing nice before noon. Spent all this time carefully training this man, and then today... He tells me NO, Twice... WTF??? Happy birthday to my Brother Jason, and my nieces Thea and Kaya. Also to a few friends who are celebrating 29 AGAIN. :) LMAO my favorite t-shirt printed today :) Veni, Vidi, Vodka: I came, I saw, I got drunk! Veni, Vidi, Valium: I came, I saw, I chilled out! Veni, Vidi, Viagra... heh heh heh Does not want to discuss how she almost caramelized her cell.. Feel free to discuss it amongst yourselves. @[100000315271386:2048:Elle], have you heard the full version? weirdos.. i love'em
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OMG!!! Queen Unique. I have a daughter. I…

OMG!!! Queen Unique. I have a daughter. I gotta have this track