“you treat all the women you admire this…
“you treat all the women you admire this way??” “Oh yes, I undress them and tie them up.” Woody Allen as Jimmy Bond in Casino Royale.
I been asking this chick to hang out with me for like 3 years now, and she always stands me up. Lona, you breaking my heart :P
@[501613000:2048:Brian], @[100005653685899:2048:Dana], @[599992983:2048:Jazz]... this is Y'all all Day
It's gonna be one-a dem days... **chugs sparkling grape juice**
Um... WOW!!
The center for disease control is ready for the Zombie Apocalypse. @[100000605568334:2048:Shannon Tamar]
You know you are burnt out when: You keep rotating a circle in Photoshop and can't figure out why the image does not change.
If you know me.. you know this shyt hurts.
lol California (and about 30% of the US) is in a drought so Verne improvised
#ALSIceBucketChallenge
He's headed to Japan next. #TakeDownJulienBlanc
Forda Record: I love Weird AL
@[100004008558005:2048:Bomani], @[100001371777273:2048:Quarrion], @[100006258401258:2048:Katana], @[100000315271386:2048:Elle]
I'm stronger, I'm wiser, I'm better, much better.... and using it for the benefit of the darkside... (sarcastically faking an evil laff)
My imaginary friend looked thru me like i was invisible and walked away with my other personality. Sucks being a second class citizen in my own psychosis.