Woke up, dressed to take the brat to…
Woke up, dressed to take the brat to school, looked in the bathroom and saw the prettiest bytch in the mirror… so it’s a lipstick and mascara day.. I strut. Phuck swag. Feeling good.
soo... umm.. science is soooo sexy
LMAO @ The S&M aisle at Home Depot :)
Good Morning Facebook.. I got 5 little boogerheads in my house... as I run off to hang out with them .. I STILL LOVE Y'all
Hi, My name is Tamara, and I'm a lardass. lol
"Haters gonna hate, Lovers gonna love, I dont really want none o f the above...
I wanna ____________"
I blame Jason and Camille for this
Stumbled upon a Buddhist Temple in OKC... thinking on how this may help me in the coming year.
reading GAME OF THRONES... so hooked. but damn maybe tackling the entire series at once was a bad idea
"you got your side wife telling me about your side bytches"
This video makes me think of my mommy.
Dance like no one's watching..
or in my mom's case: Dance like your kids are laughing (and dancing with you)
My patience is thin. My fucks are all given. And I'm not feeling too hot. Tread lightly.
LOL.. this is fun.. and actually preferable to the original
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzzOjajEiQs
someone is NUTS.. but awesomely so