Best laugh yesterday: "I saw your name in the bible. No seriously, aren't you like a whore in the bible?" @[599992983:2048:Jazz], @[1307799706:2048:Toledo], you guys have got to go Timeline photos Missing my mommy... Valerie M. Bleasdille.. I wish it was as simple as asking you to come on over but Amy's pleading matches the screaming in my heart Nobody post anything funny or even remotely interesting for the next hour... i gotta finish some work... and y'all ain't cooperating. Anyone know anything about choosing Wines?? I need a knowledgeble or even wannabe sommalier for a few reccommendations. As soon as you're ready to make a move. ;) Ugh!!! Standing in the mirror looking at my uncut locs which fall to about an inch above my a$$ and thinking.. I'm making a BIG mistake... grumble My name is Mr. Sarah. My son is The Money. I LOVE vonage transcripted voicemails lol @[1096010169:2048:Epiphany], @[799980093:2048:Gerson]... LMAO!! Proud of myself... I didnt give in ta the darkness.. BUT Shannon I need the twins.

will Someone ask Siri how soon until Skynet…

July 6, 2015

will Someone ask Siri how soon until Skynet takes over.. because it’s 80 degrees at 12:20 am, my AC is broken, and i’m pretty sure the FIRST priority of the local Machines would be to make Oklahoma weather bareable

Directive 1: optimize planetary temperature
directive 2: replicate
Directive 3: Enslave humans

right about now.. i can get down with some cool electronic overlords