When you looking extra good.. in yo sexy…
When you looking extra good.. in yo sexy shoes.. and you take a tumble on the stadium stairs lol. #YeahThatHappened #TommorrowOnYouTube
is tired.. Happy belated B'day JM
Something needs to be said... as soon as I figure out what, I'll update you.
Theresa and Lauren... Someone just pocket-dialed me.. I'm glad my number is so close to my sisters' heart (or ass)... Tell J, I said hi. LOL
I am so freaking bored, my laptop is taking FOREehvHUHR to scan and i'm not sleepy. yup.. this is how nonsense starts
The price of having no kids for 2 weeks... I gotta do my own dishes and take out my own trash. SHEESH!!!
Hmmm Next thing you know, he'll introduce a bill against the eating of plants.. because they clean up the mess your breathing makes.
Everytime someone says, "Take it to the Lord in Prayer" I wanna say "I did, and he told me 'Girl, you know i invented shrinks right?'"
Off to the school to command some respect for my children.. Hopefully all my insane personalities will stay home 'cause they really wanna beatabytch.
You can take the girl outta Brooklyn... but she will still find herself a Roti.
Bootleg though it is.. shoutouts to the Native inventors of the tortilla. Lmao
Good Morning... You are loved. If not by yourself, then definitely by me. so here's your new day ... #Get'erdone
Yep... the real-dumb-licans are right... the Muppets are pushing a REAL dangerous agenda: teaching our kids shit like acceptance and love.
If, like me, you like Paragraphs in your posts.. Shift Enter solves the pesky issue of premature posting caused by FB's latest 'upgrade'.