Dexter, Once Upon a Time, and Revenge ... OMG Overload. Dexter, Emily and Mr. Gold.. have bad guys EVER been this sexy? “I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul.” ― Pablo Neruda, 100 Love Sonnets lol... Why did i think of you when i saw this???? Sarcasm is like love, no matter how much i use.. I always have more for you. Ting DUn!! OMG!!! I think I can finally see the end of this job. **chair dances to no music** I had to follow with Beethoven's 5th.. Da da da DUM!!!!! Da! da! a! DUMMMM!!! We Weeechu a Meddy Crima!!! LMAO "Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree. He lived downstairs from a flatulent elf who was constantly having to pee.." Sherley. :) Who wants to buy me a Surface Pro 3? I got a coupon for $479 off. lmao What manner of torture is this? Doomed to be a DayWalker, sentenced to forever greet the sun. I ken breeee
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When you barely know someone, they just happen…

When you barely know someone, they just happen to be in your extended circle .. but all you think when you see them is “Bish, Where are yo damn kids?” #TeamPetty

When you are seriously considering “kidnapping” your 18 yr old son so he can spend the weekend having fun out of town instead of going to prom, because you really have no respect for the girl he’s dating. #TeamPetty

I need a vacation because I am seriously heading up the #TeamPetty