So... today in grammar follies: "Y'all minus well just pull up a chair" "you treat all the women you admire this way??" "Oh yes, I undress them and tie them up." Woody Allen as Jimmy Bond in Casino Royale. stop calling me "sickly smurf", before i sneeze on u.. Okay.. The roti got me fien'in.. Quiero Bacalao con batata y platanos Who wants to buy me a Surface Pro 3? I got a coupon for $479 off. lmao AS YOU WISH!!!! i cant afford it!!! my new theme song Happy Discount Chocolate Eve. I'll be celebrating Cheap Chocolate Day tomorrow.. Y'all know how i do. Charlie chaplin was not as unattractive as those fake mustaches would have us believe. lol BAD!!!!!! It's that time of year; When the SERIOUS lag between the emptying and refilling of my pantry turns me into a Chef. Breakfast: 50 grams of Carbs ... a MANGO ... Eat your heart out Carb Haters. I'm off to the gym