“We need to make books cool again. If…
“We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they donât have books, donât fuck them.” John Waters
LMAO… stolen from Kristy
2:45am... just finished making butter cookie and Zeppole doughs. too late to bake/fry anything... I am tye-yard
Hey you.. yeah you I'm not tagging yu rass... read this
when that ONE thing sets you off... and you looking real crazy lighting a BBQ grill at 1 am. #PyroProblems
Off to Work... Ringer Off!!
My friend from OZ on Thanksgiving: "I've had turkeys, but i had no idea what it was about. I thought you had to feed an Indian, to say thanks"
@[100000605568334:2048:Horus]... Am surprised i never shared this before
"Someone tell John I'll Robert on his Richard
for a William, then I'll Charles the deuce" ... a funny lady named Aja
My son has my cell.. and is texting my ex-boyfriends.. should i be scared?
@[100000315271386:2048:Lauren Tamar], part 2.
Ray Guns, Sabres and Katana for every girl LOL
scary
Resistentialism: The seemingly spiteful behavior shown by inanimate objects