Dear Sexy stranger... I was enjoying the view.. WHY DID YOU START TALKING??? Still have issues with the pink tutu.. "What are you?" "I'm an angel." "No you're not." "Why not?" "Because I'm an Athiest." "Not anymore" @[576283718:2048:Kurt], and @[1096010169:2048:Epiphany]... OMG.. Bacon flavored dong bags. @[100000605568334:2048:Horus], @[1059565612:2048:Kirk], @[1395984824:2048:Nelson]... noowww I understand. "you got your side wife telling me about your side bytches" I'm printing t-shirts... seriously. Ever stare at the status box, wanting to say something.. but really having nothing to say?? Damn you, FB overlord.. I can't perform under this pressure. @[1096010169:2048:Epiphany] LMAO.. whoooooo Kingsley lets loose on the Queens... (dont ask me i dunno WHO Kingsley is.) committed to taking out my locs, will be combing all weekend... bleh @[100006258401258:2048:Katana]... I dare you lol.. as funny as the racist zombies

WARNING !!! Very important, please read!!! Vodka and…

July 26, 2011

WARNING !!! Very important, please read!!! Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys. Rum and ice will ruin your liver. Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart. Gin and ice will ruin your brain. Coke and ice will ruin your teeth. That damn ice is lethal!!! Warn all your friends: Lay off the ice!! REPOST IMMEDIATELY!