Just wondering... who's gonna get their feelings hurt when no fans tweet them back to "life"? New York: Hurricane who?? Thought I told you that we won't stop. lol Happy Birthday Mommy. Chair dancin to "Parang Parang" and missin you. "Think I'm gonna do a sit up today" LMAO Nelson.. Best status ever (for right now, until he does another hilarious one.) "he needs to die... a lot" Drizzy made me Brownies and they are soooooo good.. If he stays in that room with the 3DS I'm gonna eat them all. two years later and i am STILL rotflmao at Joe Jonas.. looking like a drunk epileptic on stilts Spent years teaching my kids to respect others.... now I find i must teach them to say "go fuck yourself." "With blood and rage of crimson red, Ripped from a corpse so freshly dead, Together with our hellish hate, We'll burn you all--That is your fate! Thinking of You. Insert witty commentary after the beep. @[100000374219069:2048:Brendan]... :-) Don't leave me in charge of your burial (MYND)

WARNING !!! Very important, please read!!! Vodka and…

September 15, 2026

WARNING !!! Very important, please read!!! Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys. Rum and ice will ruin your liver. Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart. Gin and ice will ruin your brain. Coke and ice will ruin your teeth. That damn ice is lethal!!! Warn all your friends: Lay off the ice!! REPOST IMMEDIATELY!