lov @[566687417:2048:Tyrone], you'll forgive me, I hope, for one last "Miley"!? Just please don't go all Chekov on us. @[100004008558005:2048:Bomani], @[100006258401258:2048:Katana] I am sooo tired, and in the back of my head someone keeps screaming "Chaaaamayne Daaaahlaaaain, wake up is joovay mornin" Happy b'day Tyrone.. Theresa.. T-boogs... Debra-Marie, Alex P. and the rest of yall Want my (man). Darth Tiggius Just dropped tiara off at OSU for orientation.. eek!! Thing I miss #48654: Friends who would posse up at a whim to go handle anything from Ice Cream to ass whuppings. Still at it.. wow Is Certified as a life-saving Flotation Device... Just hold on, I won't let you drown. I see my gorgeous daughter everyday.. I am still always in awe of her beauty. **sigh** Katana
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Two strangers, a man and woman are seated…

Two strangers, a man and woman are seated at a dinner party together. The man turns to the woman and says, I’ve got a hypothetical question for you miss.
The woman, curious, says “O.K. shoot.”
The man says “If a man were to offer you one million dollars to sleep with him, would
you do it?”
The woman thinks for a moment and finally answers “I guess I would…. for a million dollars.”
The man smiles and says “Then will you sleep with me for thirty-five dollars?”
The woman, with a shocked expression on her face, stands and screams at the man,
“Of course I won’t. What do you think I am!”
To which the man replies, “We’ve already determined WHAT you are, now we’re just
negotiating the price.”
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