So.. I just woke up. OMG i slept.. WTF?!?! Dayum... a girl can't even get her flirt on without someone firing shots.. sheesh... stop blocking... LOL Biblical proof of Pangaea: The fact that Noah was able to get 2 of every animal to MARCH to the Arc. I dunno what to think.. should i be mad that it got posted or just keep laffing at "daddy scream like a girl" Oh Gawd, help us.. it's the end of days. She walks in Beauty, Like the night. Been p all night, guess I'm not going to bed now All A's... WOOOOO!! lol.. ok is only 2 classes but it's still all A's One to make u think... YES my phone just died.. i lost my charger yesterday.. If it makes you feel better to think I'm ignoring your calls and texts, lets go with that.. LOVE this
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Two strangers, a man and woman are seated…

Two strangers, a man and woman are seated at a dinner party together. The man turns to the woman and says, I’ve got a hypothetical question for you miss.
The woman, curious, says “O.K. shoot.”
The man says “If a man were to offer you one million dollars to sleep with him, would
you do it?”
The woman thinks for a moment and finally answers “I guess I would…. for a million dollars.”
The man smiles and says “Then will you sleep with me for thirty-five dollars?”
The woman, with a shocked expression on her face, stands and screams at the man,
“Of course I won’t. What do you think I am!”
To which the man replies, “We’ve already determined WHAT you are, now we’re just
negotiating the price.”
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