bout to drape myself over this body pillow and go to sleep.. In other news.. you know your ass need to be where this pillow is.. :) One of my favorite LXD episodes.. where you get to cheer for the bad guy.. the Dark Nurse is the shyt. Parenting is the greatest of the 'hum-a-few-bars-and-i'll-fake-it' skills. -- Edgar Freemantle (Stephen King's 'Duma Key') Lol I want a DNA test. Timeline photos quickly: What is a Google??? this is not an open web test. but if u have a paper dictionary g'head. Does not want to discuss how she almost caramelized her cell.. Feel free to discuss it amongst yourselves. lol Soo much truth.. so much laughter "if i can't fuck with you for real, then i can't fuck with you at all. that means y'all." DMX Miss Ella Kills (in every sense of the word) Mack the knife lol
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Totally pranked my son… Hid the acceptance letter…

Totally pranked my son… Hid the acceptance letter from the HS he REALLY wants to attend, copied and printed their letterhead and typed up a rejection letter.
Bwahahaha.
If he would only get into the habit of reading everything on the page he would not have missed the line that said: “PSYCH, Your mom’s mean”.

Evil moms rule.

Bomani, Lauren, Katana