real talk: get yo kids... because if your 12 yr old is calling my house after midnight, I'm hurting somebody's feelings. The shoes... the cuffs.. the Gatt... le sigh Commuting: there was an accident on the V P N lines on my way to work.. have'ta wait til the tracks are cleared... lol Parenting: you're doing it right when out of nowhere your kid starts quoting Monty Python and Mel Brooks. waching DeathRace.. Just finished DeathRace2.. MMMMM STAAATHAAAMMMM!! (homer simpson voice) good for a giggle.. Just so you know... When I was small they used to tease me because my hair was peasy, hard and greasy... As long as an enemy is judged solely by his appearance, his victory is assured. Just because this should play once a day for the rest of time: Up at 3 am cleaning my stove... WTF!!! Proof that celibacy is not a healthy and sane life choice. lol in the new home... tired... but insist on staying up and yakking with my step mom.. cuz i'm happy... yay!