Things you hear in my office… If you’re…
Things you hear in my office… If you’re a fly on the wall.
“I’m not obsessed with my boobs, okay?! It’s not an obsession. It’s a Love Affair”
#DJM
30 yrs old, masters degree(?), lives at home with mama, has a $1000 /wk allowance FROM mama.. and has no concept of what shyt costs.. Say WHAT now??
I'm just saying...
Two reasons you'd never catch me doing this.
1) I've never met a bike I didn't crash.
2) I'm crazy.. but not Bruce Wayne crazy
Finals time... I am soo tired... Migraine and a statistics test... bring on the procrastination.
Y do i hear the pitter patter of lil feet at 2 am?
Thank you Facebook, for breaking my heart (again) first thing this morning.
Happy Birthday, Shani-girl. I miss you
@[100000315271386:2048:Lauren] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN8bzdRV8co
Take the wisdom you need...
NEWFLASH: Newt Gingrich reportedly ENDORSES Obama.. lol (not like that's a good thing, but it's a good thing)
"Tap the bottle and twist the cap."
@[100004008558005:2048:Bomani], @[100001682603322:2048:Travon], Lolz
and yet.. i STILL miss New York. lol