THE CURE FOR: Spiders under your skin, Nike…
THE CURE FOR: Spiders under your skin, Nike Heels, “my secret nekkid pics”, “brother r***s sister” and all the other bullshyt y’all could not resist clicking on.
lol.. but you know what... I wouldn't address my sociopathy in therapy.. :)
I just realized.. Facebook is PERFECT for me.. It has as many personality shifts as i do . lol
have never been comfortable on my knees. Today it's the only position i'm comfortable in.
every day my daughter comes home sweaty, smelling like a wet puppy... I want a genetic evaluation. lol (forgive me)
@[124953980874628:274:Luv and Relationships], for your many readers.. in case i didn't get my point when i flipped out the other day.
"An unexpected relationship will become permanent"
Dear Fortune cookie company.. if this curse is activated, expect blood and fiyah to rain down upon thee.
lol California (and about 30% of the US) is in a drought so Verne improvised
#ALSIceBucketChallenge
good grief.. I mean really, Dad? Really?? couldn't you just buy an Ikea bed and call it a day?
The Boy left for Fort Sill this morning... Check me periodically to make sure I'm still breathing. lol
Lil Sis and I talking about dumb inventions.. Any Flowbee users in the house???
And which FaceBook Star are you???
Best laugh yesterday:
"I saw your name in the bible. No seriously, aren't you like a whore in the bible?"