"It's been so long since I had sex, I forgot who ties up whom." -Joan Rivers" I consider sex a misdemeanor. Da more I miss, da meaner I get." -Mae West Weird Al: Word Crimes @[683157405:2048:Eric], @[506775409:2048:Tameka] and other assorted writerly peepls Timeline photos MEN!! Guns don't kill people... "Metal leaving a barrel shaped object at 2,200 feet per minute kill people" ~ Brendan Sta THIS IS THE BEST!!!!! lol Insert frighteningly personal paragraph of TMI here. Dwayne Johnson is looking even more Brolic than The Rock did.. Might have to take back a few snide comments. @[100000315271386:2048:Elle Tamar] WHY? WHY? WHY? @[100004008558005:2048:Bomani], @[100001682603322:2048:Travon], @[100000605568334:2048:Horus Elder] Sitting in a motel room sewing a clasp on a sequined gown.. about to do hair. I guess I'm. Officially a pageant mom. :) Iaintboutdatlife Is about to cook some Buffalo wings & cheesy breadsticks, make myself a brownie sundae and call it a night.
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The Bud Bowl: The cloud spreads wide, and…

The Bud Bowl: The cloud spreads wide, and the crowd gets mild.
(random stupidity in my head) #IshouldBeWriting