2:40 AM.. do you know where my sleep is? Timeline photos back to work.. I need to learn some strict time management skills. eeekk and eeeewww I Loved this book Oklahoma AGAIN. Cookies Nelson.. delicious cookies. meh Things you hear in my office... If you're a fly on the wall. "I'm not obsessed with my boobs, okay?! It's not an obsession. It's a Love Affair" #DJM I really really wanna make a joke about the Bible and Zombies.. but I think even my most Christ-like friends would kick my ass. It's January, It's Blizzard weather... I feel like I'm missing a date in New York. "What's your dental plan?" "Don't get cavities!" "What's the health plan?" "Same but with hepatitis and shingles." @[599992983:2048:Jazz], @[100000605568334:2048:Horus], @[100000315271386:2048:Lauren].. never too late to buy me presents 2:45am... just finished making butter cookie and Zeppole doughs. too late to bake/fry anything... I am tye-yard

That moment when you catch yourself eating the…

March 10, 2013

That moment when you catch yourself eating the same ONE thing for 3 days straight and you search the guuglay to see if you are gonna turn green or something.