That moment when you catch yourself eating the…
That moment when you catch yourself eating the same ONE thing for 3 days straight and you search the guuglay to see if you are gonna turn green or something.
Some people never get it.. some people never get there.
You ain't NOOO good!!! THE WORST!!!
you and I wake up alone and handcuffed together. Using ONLY 3 words what's the first thing you'd say to me?
New day.. still sick.. life goes on. #LEGGO!!!
Not sleepy.. Dunno what to do with myself. eh!
Hmmm... A store that sells foods like chocolate covered potato chips and accepts: Visa, Mastercard, Discover and... wait for it... Lane Bryant... WTF??
Think about this for a minute.. then i will deconstruct a parallel for you..
I want!!
in the new home... tired... but insist on staying up and yakking with my step mom.. cuz i'm happy... yay!
Biblical proof of Pangaea: The fact that Noah was able to get 2 of every animal to MARCH to the Arc.
PREACH!!!
This is really good, and funny as hell, and really good. Especially if you've actually seen both movies.