Last day to snag this #Free on Amazon... A little SOPA humor for my Artist friends. who was the greatest prostitute in history? Mrs. Pac-man. Because for $0.25 she'd swallow balls til she died. Does not want to discuss how she almost caramelized her cell.. Feel free to discuss it amongst yourselves. 3am... dear voices in my head, may i PLEASE go to sleep now??? Ground kids: Take away DS, take away cell phone.. change password on router, lock PCs, lock Kindle... Damn, can't I just beat'em?? Happy Tenth Birthday to my stinky, Akasha. Thinking of You. today, I'm only HALFCrazy.. Watching The 13th Warrior. Antonio Banderas playing an Arab is as much fun to listen to as Sean Connery playing a Spaniard (no shade) did we miss this?? Sitting here listening to Spoken Word that makes me scream... in my mind... I MISS YOU!!! "Go the F**K To Sleep"
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That dream where I’m hiking a South American…

That dream where I’m hiking a South American mountain trail, on the phone with Vin Diesel, talking about the effects of humanity on the environment.

yeah that dream… I wasn’t scheduled to have that one until i got too old to be dreaming about chasing tail…

OH?!! well, played brain, well played.
Well, Vin is a wonderful conversationalist at the very least 🙂