worst feeling ever: hungry and afraid to eat. second worst: hungry and all your food is on the DO.NOT.EAT list you got at the hospital. sigh the cow as white as milk, the cape as red as blood... lol I take my lunch break and my kids are watching "Into the woods". #winning where would i be today if i had not picked a fight over a frilly shirt? Sex, Blood, Fire and Steel uh huh, uh huh, uh uh uh huh **please pretend you don't see me doing a little booty dance over here** Think I'm gonna love this novel... The first word in the book is 'Charmion'. LMAO.. the first woman I ever loved has decided to come out the closet. Lol. Crazy Lady... You know you still mine right :) Indulging my Panera addiction for thhe first time in over 4 yrs. hhmmmm Cinnamon Crunch. Pack Light.. and if you already weighed down... drop a muh'fuhing bag 2900 Bonsall Street. Ain't this Y'all peoples ??? About to watch Cleopatra Jones... would like to meet the woman that inspired my naming.. (depending on the day u ask my dad) Oldie and goodie
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So apparently, @[109613135724211:274:Salman Rushdie] tweeted a limeric re:…

So apparently, @[109613135724211:274:Salman Rushdie] tweeted a limeric re: K-dash’s divorce..
Dear Mr Rushdie, If you keep feeding it, it will never go away..
“The marriage of poor kim #kardashian was krushed like a kar in a krashian,
her kris kried, not fair! why kan’t I keep my share?
But kardashian fell klean outa fashian.”