Religion is like a penis. It’s fine to…
Religion is like a penis. It’s fine to have one. It’s fine to be proud of it. But please don’t whip it out in public and start waving it around. And PLEASE don’t try to shove it down my throat.
#Repost to meet my mindless nonsense quota
#Shwing!!
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Can someone tell me why the girls fight all day and then wanna be best friends at the top of their lungs all night???
Why is it that your website can FB connect and get all my dirty details.. but you cant Monster connect and get my resume and info?? huh??? HUH??? HUH???
Needs to stop getting tweets and status updates on my phone. At 6am i dunno if i love y'all that much.
Muscle weighs more than fat.. This beautiful figure right here is "OBESE" on the weight/height body chart.
Stop watching the scale, watch your body!!!
this is old.. BUt goes to show, Fear will kill you.
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Stew Wind w/ Sun sauce... I'm hungry
ummm Burmese Python is $30/lb
Damn shame when the electric company takes cash at your front door... I guess the whole recession thing ain't a joke huh?
Theresa and Lauren... Someone just pocket-dialed me.. I'm glad my number is so close to my sisters' heart (or ass)... Tell J, I said hi. LOL