Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain…
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp;
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
—Dorothy Parker, Resume –1926
"Good {girls} don't need rules. And this is not a good day to find out why I have so many." -- The Eleventh Doctor, paraphrased for me
Has put her foot back on the path of Higher Education.. Sheesh. like i ain't already full of B.S.. now i want a certificate that says so.
LMAO @ The S&M aisle at Home Depot :)
@[547226564:2048:Charmion] always gets me with this one
Happy Birthday to my Twins, who are patiently NOT bothering me as I work on their Big 13th.
Missing my mommy... Valerie M. Bleasdille.. I wish it was as simple as asking you to come on over but Amy's pleading matches the screaming in my heart
Good Morning
Jiva's a classic, man! How bout you?
That moment when a square piece of foil falls out of your son's wallet, and it's a Dove chocolate wrapper that says "clear your mind and enjoy this moment". :D
anyone know why I'm watching the worlds worst actors in the worlds least good movie?
LOL..
"I'm fat... I'm awesome...I'm healthy... Suck-it Haters."
"In an unpublished study... blacks are 8 times more likely to be heroic..."
is Hawt Right Now!!!