Parenting: you’re doing it right when out of…
Parenting: you’re doing it right when out of nowhere your kid starts quoting Monty Python and Mel Brooks.
Red dress, hair out, lipstick, in a public place crawling with human creatures...
It's either love or I lost my mind...
arranging a search party now
It's that time of year; When the SERIOUS lag between the emptying and refilling of my pantry turns me into a Chef.
OMG, Someone need to make these.. For real!!
Productive day, even with all the complaining. :) now to study...
Is that what's wrong with me? I thought it was the caffeine
IN CASE YOU FORGOT... OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!!
This why DMX the only Crackhead I phuckz with.
But.. he also won't take out the trash, pay for anything or get a job so you don't have to.
Feeling like Wolverine... repressed rage with a hard-on for an unavailable hottie
Playing with Henna.... for the next month will have SQUIGGLES tattooed on my hand and legs lol
SelfPubs: Censorship comes for you..
Who's gonna work it out babay???