OMG.. i just totally tried to feed my…
OMG.. i just totally tried to feed my 14yr old daughter a bag of peanuts.. wondering why the hell she looking at me weird.. She’s only been allergic ALL HER LIFE.. momFAIL.
Back 2 work.. I hope i remember what i am supposed to be doing. lol It's been a nice long vacation.
@[100000549418099:2048:Tim Wigley], dinosaurs existed because i just found the Flintstones Drum set in my backyard. and you can come see it for free. lol
It's Towel day... and whatever you do.. DON'T PANIC.
I love being short... (but don't tell him that).
Maybe: Happiness isn't all about having your way, but about understanding "your way" and y its important to you.
Meg, though? I really wanted to be Charlie
"Why hire a black model when you can paint a white one"
FOR REAL???
This makes me think of how safe i felt walking Brooklyn at night.. but not on Long Island.. damn Wasps scare me.
#NeverForget
Have you missed Jim Carrey of In Living Color Days... he almost made a comeback here. @[1096010169:2048:Epiphany Castro] here's your black swan :)
What would you doooooo, for a tank of gas?
http://now.msn.com/leno-gas-station-prank-turns-will-sims-and-monifa-sims-into-sensation
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