Niftily, I can make it hip to be,…
Niftily, I can make it hip to be, what I am cause what I be, be the epitome…….. You can get a scoop… LATA
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who was the greatest prostitute in history? Mrs. Pac-man. Because for $0.25 she'd swallow balls til she died.
Two reasons you'd never catch me doing this.
1) I've never met a bike I didn't crash.
2) I'm crazy.. but not Bruce Wayne crazy
is thinking about love and life and laffing. Is thinking about Baghdad and homecomings. Is thinking I hate being a nondriver. Is thinking I need a job.
Mr. Pryor!!!
can someone tell me why she decided to "clean" my DVD on her sequined/beaded (whatever) shirt???
why am i awake?
@[547226564:2048:Charmion] always gets me with this one
Family: i need a recipe for FRIED BAKES.
"Real monsters DON'T SPARKLE."
Veni, Vidi, Vodka: I came, I saw, I got drunk!
Veni, Vidi, Valium: I came, I saw, I chilled out!
Veni, Vidi, Viagra... heh heh heh
Welcome to the ZONE... pack your nards, you wont be needing them.