My son just Force-Choked me.. he said all…
My son just Force-Choked me.. he said all I needed to feel better about my dead laptop was to have Superman striptease. #DEAD
lmao. Elephant man have a workout video. you can scooby doo your way to a flatter belly
I know some people...
mmm donuts. :)
@[1200142262:2048:Theresa Milton], @[100000605568334:2048:Shannon Tamar] lol I'd pay money to see this
Shopping for a Floral Sundress and a big Floppy hat!!
Today is the Fifteenth anniversary of my first epidural..lol HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY TWINS.
@[100000187465605:2048:Nyier], I think i just mentioned this dude on one of your posts
Kale chips!! OMG... Green leafy crap that actually tastes good. Epiphany, i love your vegan ass. lol
"Think I'm gonna do a sit up today" LMAO Nelson.. Best status ever (for right now, until he does another hilarious one.)
Watching Doctor Who.. Fourth Doctor (Tom Baker).. Apparently, "Madame Nostradamus" knitted his scarf... lol..
@[100000605568334:2048:Horus], El Oh El smiley face
She walks in Beauty, Like the night.