my body hates me… my legs want me…
my body hates me…
my legs want me to quit going to the gym.
my stomach wants a bigger breakfast.
my knees wish i would swim instead of walking.
and my brain hates that i only workout for an hour.
was about to update my status to say "I'm burning", then i realized y'all don't know me like that. LMAO. Reference 1 Corinthians 7:9
you ain't neva lied
havent written one word of fiction all day..
My daughter just said to me... Write one word, and Boogz will not kill you.
comeon Son!!
OMG.. You KNOW i'm adding this to my dream house design right???
unwinding
This makes me think of how safe i felt walking Brooklyn at night.. but not on Long Island.. damn Wasps scare me.
I'm hungry enough to:
I am awake.. I sooo shouldn't be.
My son just Force-Choked me.. he said all I needed to feel better about my dead laptop was to have Superman striptease. #DEAD
i'm awake... I hurt... oh yeah, i'm awake. :(
lmao... when the Father carts out his "Marriageable" daughters.
I better bring an offer of AT LEAST 2 goats and half my weight in gold. LOL
@[100006258401258:2048:Katana], @[100004008558005:2048:Bomani], @[799980093:2048:Gerson].....
Wait!! What???