Mom, whats that blob on the screen? under…
Mom, whats that blob on the screen? under the facebook logo… My butt? oops sorry, i’m not wearing my glasses (as he tries to pull them off before i turn my head. lol
"I support Gay Marriage.. their rights should be equal.. they have the right to FAIL at the same shyt we do." lol
Grenada gonna be the new drug capital of the world.. Spice Islanders git it!!
Yup!!Not a single Phuck is given!!!
GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!! FLOTUS scores, FLOTUS scores!!!
"Get the frak off this computer and go WRITE something"
"You know what nobody ever told me about making love??? How boring it is!!! You can do whatever u want... my safeword is blueberry Paancakes."
Ramona Diaz-Cooper, and anyone else who knows... I suddenly miss Mild Wally's.
Watching old Psych episodes have become a bedtime ritual. Anyone notice how they handle the racial dynamic between the main characters??? I love it.
Umm.. When did Antoine Dodson "renounce" homosexuality?? Must've been while he was eating at ChickFeelay
I owe I owe, it's off to work i go... and if i don't update this status again before 4pm.. someone call 911.. there's a heat stroke victim in my office. :)
com'an skyank wid me, nah?!
umm.. OKay!!! Wow!