"It's been so long since I had sex, I forgot who ties up whom." -Joan Rivers" I consider sex a misdemeanor. Da more I miss, da meaner I get." -Mae West"You set records before black men could compete, are you kidding me? That's like having a pasta contest without Italy." ... LMAO'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy...I made it through "District 9" without crying... My chemical imbalance must be taking a break... Still too scared to try watching "Precious"LOL.. really wish the Bajan accent was better especially since he was the one carrying the damn message.ok.. I can watch people getting chopped up into little pieces but the title sequence of Dexter groses me out. LMAOLMAO:)I told y'all: soy Gummy bear.I told y'all not to trust his sexy ass. :)Yay, Lime Juice.Miss Ella Kills (in every sense of the word) Mack the knife lol