School photos today... and if you tried to sneak out my house with a short ass skirt and a raggedy tee in your backpack... you had a really bad day. That awkward moment when you call your bestie to tell them your problems.. and you realise they ARE your problemSSSSSS "we all have issues. You are a beautiful piece of fucked up shyt." #HeGetsMe #Dammit I didn't forget our collab. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxls2xX0Clg Lmao.. rumors of a Hulk Hogan Sex Tape... well if grey hair and wrinkles floats your boat... The skill is undeniable.. but the muscle tone is what I'm loving. Theresa and Lauren... Someone just pocket-dialed me.. I'm glad my number is so close to my sisters' heart (or ass)... Tell J, I said hi. LOL Midday text from my son: "Someone was sagging so much that there (sic) bare bottom was showing...High School is crazy." Oklahoma City Public Schools THIS IS SOOOOOO WRONG!!!! **she says as she posts it.** uh ma MAYNE!!!!!!!!! that is all...carry on!!! interesting Two phucking earthquakes... and an allergic reaction to shrimp.. my night is going downhill fast