Reaffirming my short term goal of 50,000 words.. New reward!! Pretty toy. I'm about to get to work. I'm surrounded by Cancers... Lawd.. Happy Birthday to all Y'all but i can't wait for #LeoSeason One to make u think... (all you "keep the day holy" people read this tomorrow) Movie line of the year: "you stick thumb up nice lady's butthole or i stick my fist up yours." Muscle weighs more than fat.. This beautiful figure right here is "OBESE" on the weight/height body chart. Stop watching the scale, watch your body!!! ALL I want for Christmas, part 1: now THIS... I want!! Coming soon: The best B'day Present EVER, next to my life itself!!! I'm so percited. Happy Birthday shout outs to my January peeps.. Siblings, Nieces, friends... Objects of lust. Not sleepy.. Dunno what to do with myself. eh! Happy Mother's Day to all da Moms... and the sole custody Dads :) you know George Carlin could do with a resurrection.