OUCH!!! Love CollegeHumor I'm awake.. I've thunk up about 50 pages on this story tonight.. i written about 50 words. sheesh. still awake.. still pushing through it. :-) BTW.. Happy B'day, Bob, Camille and Aunty Eunice. cuz I'ma f'get later on this week. "However many holy words you read, however many you speak, what good will they do you if you do not act on upon them?" - Buddha and yet.. i STILL miss New York. lol AWESOME!! One day, I will buy a house. and in that house I will do this with all the knives and swords people have given me over the years. okay.. Jimi Hendrix Night... I gotz work to do. Jiva Fang added a new photo. no weddings, no cruises, no random vacations.. But yeah, a little earworm never hurt nobody Spent all this time carefully training this man, and then today... He tells me NO, Twice... WTF???
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Just the Facts: 1)God made woman out of…

Just the Facts:
1)God made woman out of one of Adam’s ribs.
2)Women are glorified ribs.
3)Ribs are delicious.
4)Delicious things are meant to be eaten.
5)Women should be eaten.
6)Don’t look at us like that; that’s sound logic!