Ive never watched firefly but isn’t this basically…
Ive never watched firefly but isn’t this basically serenity in a jar? misfired pun? ??
That awkward moment when: your therapist looks you in the eye and says "I make housecalls".... Yeah! you know you're crazy then.
Lil Sis and I talking about dumb inventions.. Any Flowbee users in the house???
WHY????
i forgot about this. lol @[100004008558005:2048:Bomani]
With a fan and a food processor i could reduce the U.N. to tears, paving the way for World domination.. BWAHAHAH... #whatAreWeGonnaDoTonightBrain
Something I know @epiphany would appreciate. :)
Sitting here eating Oreos and giggling to myself... Feeling loved is a great phucking feeling!!
Is loving and hating this new job.. I'm trapped in the closet.. closet... closet..
I just can't with E.Hudson.. NOT NO MO!!!
Good Morning... You are loved. If not by yourself, then definitely by me. so here's your new day ... #Get'erdone
when that ONE thing sets you off... and you looking real crazy lighting a BBQ grill at 1 am. #PyroProblems
no phone signal and one bar on the WiFi... I'm fine to all the people who are expecting to hear from me. could use a box of corn pops though.