“It’s been so long since I had sex,…
“It’s been so long since I had sex, I forgot who ties up whom.” -Joan Rivers” I consider sex a misdemeanor. Da more I miss, da meaner I get.” -Mae West
This weekend I get to beta test the psycho-mom personality on the potential boyfriend. I've been living my entire life for this moment. Muahahaha
@[100000605568334:2048:Horus], who wins??? and then Kratos vs Wolverine for bonus points
"I'm a murdering Psychopath. It's part of my charm." ~ SuperWoman, Justice Leaque: Crisis on 2 Earths
Good Morning
Jiva's a classic, man! How bout you?
Missing my boogerhead daughter :) who is having fun with her Meemo and hasn't thought about calling me in a week. moooo..
WHY????
Watching "Ip Man" finally, then "Storm Warriors" if i am still awake. I need more Work Shifts. being awake all night and not getting paid for it Sux.
LOL I don't care WHAT the issue is, if you gonna take on Vince McMahon.. expect drama, and sensationalism.. and don't Whine...
RIP Manute Bol, Athlete and HUMANITARIAN.
The cougar meets the Wolverine.. LOL.. Honestly when Eddie Guerrero was buried (RIP) they should've thrown the wife in with him.
Weird Al: Word Crimes
@[683157405:2048:Eric], @[506775409:2048:Tameka] and other assorted writerly peepls
Where would i be today if i said yes when that guy asked me (on the 3 train) to marry him?