It’s all @[1084731920:2048:Anthony]’s fault. @[100000315271386:2048:Lauren]
It’s all @[1084731920:2048:Anthony]’s fault. @[100000315271386:2048:Lauren]
My name is Mr. Sarah. My son is The Money. I LOVE vonage transcripted voicemails
SMH... LMAO... SMH again
No kids, no Coke.. Just me, a bottle of water, a battered wife and a man trying to get it right.. time to write.
It's hard not to let people drag you into their scary places with them. I'm caught in a cloud of someone else's negativity.. and I'm just meeeeeeeehhhhhh now.
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is Hawt Right Now!!!
in the new home... tired... but insist on staying up and yakking with my step mom.. cuz i'm happy... yay!
Sitting here listening to Spoken Word that makes me scream... in my mind... I MISS YOU!!!
"Go the F**K To Sleep"
Best laugh yesterday:
"I saw your name in the bible. No seriously, aren't you like a whore in the bible?"
Up at 3 am cleaning my stove... WTF!!! Proof that celibacy is not a healthy and sane life choice. lol
Tired, Sleepy... and I need to get the hell outta here.. Who wants to fund my great migration??
So many jokes so little space; started my workout 2day. It involves washin my hair daily. In a week I'ma have a neck like Ahh-nold did in 'Conan'.