Everytime someone says, "Take it to the Lord in Prayer" I wanna say "I did, and he told me 'Girl, you know i invented shrinks right?'"Spent years teaching my kids to respect others.... now I find i must teach them to say "go fuck yourself."SelfPubs: Censorship comes for you..I need to get my Hair DONE!!! and I need to get my locs twisted too.What would you do? Would you use your diplomatic protection, or chance getting whipped??I really really wanna make a joke about the Bible and Zombies.. but I think even my most Christ-like friends would kick my ass.Monday June 13th 3:15 am... I have been told that Writing is REwriting.. So aftera shytload of writing. I've completed "Falsely Accused." YAY!!... Love with no apologies.. (the first part is "Live with no regrets" but it's too late for me on that score. lol)My calves hurt... from my phone ringing.Wishing I could "three-finger-salute" my year... girl needs a warm boot on this suckerPlaying with her pussy. ;)Eating a Roti... in Oklahoma... Winning!!!!