"Promise me you won't drink anymore, and I'll give you a cigarette"... Said TO a pregnant woman at a bar. This weekend I get to beta test the psycho-mom personality on the potential boyfriend. I've been living my entire life for this moment. Muahahaha too tired to pull out the soapbox, man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEN4hcZutO0 LMAO... I love RuPaul thinking of ways to be a better mommy. If it ain't broke, fiddle with it until it breaks, then fiddle with it until you get it fixed. My life right now. Lol bout to drape myself over this body pillow and go to sleep.. In other news.. you know your ass need to be where this pillow is.. :) Oh SHYT.. Snooki with the dble backflip into the turnbuckle for a 3-count. I just gained 1 pt of respect for the useless twit. To: all you girls with your shoe addictions.. LMAO I need my to get my hair done.. REALLY... like it aint been done for YEARS!!! a girl is going CRAZY!!! My stylist needs to hurry up... ARGHH!!!! You ain't NOOO good!!! THE WORST!!!