I’m about to pop some popcorn and settle…
I’m about to pop some popcorn and settle in to watch *Rachet* people live their lives.
How to be Mother/Father of the year.
1) Make your child wait a whole week to talk to you.
2) When you finally call, get mad over the type of sneakers they like.
(Payless shoes too, not even expensive shyt)
3) Insist that they will not waste “YOUR MONEY” on said sneakers.
(From all reports: in 11 years you have only bought two pairs of shoes for child)
3) Hang up on child.
4) Go about your day while we cut to a scene of child crying in bathroom.