I have a knife in each hand and…
I have a knife in each hand and I’m growling… y won’t they take a hint??? oh yeah.. cuz this is my PUNISHMENT.
LMAO.. I'm Captain Planet Muthafukka
@[547226564:2048:Charmion]
I was gonna go to the movies today.. but i think I'll just curl up with a book instead
and lock my doors...
Is in a motel with a 7 am wake up call, thinking... but i wanna sleep...
To all the women out there who don't need a man... More power to ya... Cuz a brother with some muscles would be highly appreciated in THIS house RIGHT NOW!!
Where would i be today if i never told that joke in health class?
Sir Ian.. throwing "Shade"
Is awake and watching cartoons from like 50 yrs ago... the kind with entire orchestras playing... i love my kids.
WHY????
as usual.. Merry ChristmaHanuKwanzaaKah ... Happy New Year, and all that Jazz.
Left the charger for my laptop at home.. will not be writing, or virtual flirting today.. withdrawal is beginning already.. goodbye FB
Oklahoma.. the world's best excuse for insomnia. Tornadoes, earthquakes and scorpions. Ugh..
I'm on my NY shyt, I think i'm hot son... I'm phucking awesome.