@[599992983:2048:Jazz], I'ma need Kevlar gloves so I can practice.DUH!! Loyalty and Fidelity do NOT mandate (nor equate to) monogamy.I can't deal!The shoes... the cuffs.. the Gatt... le sighBlame Tyrone.. he got me on the funny commercial kick today...@[2037733:2048:Swain], step ya game up. lolleft my phone in someone's car... #thatIsAllin the misst of all my drama.. had a great day with kids and ex-hubby. Life is funny sometimes.Funny how putting on a #TeamPetty t-shirt makes me feel petty. I think I'm gonna make a couple of #RichBitch shirt for the rest of the week.is... umm...I can only get away with this if the cowboy and the fireman are girls... but shyt..The Dog is MADtv. lol