I am bored out of my skull. sitting here feeling the urge to post like one of those unwise teens in my timeline. "Need someone to talk to HMU 405-555-1212 " OMG.. You KNOW i'm adding this to my dream house design right??? Is Certified as a life-saving Flotation Device... Just hold on, I won't let you drown. GADDDAMMM!!! a little more on that here http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/3353693/Giant-spider-eating-a-bird-caught-on-camera.html @[1200142262:2048:Theresa].. have i mentioned lately that i miss you :) Breakfast: 50 grams of Carbs ... a MANGO ... Eat your heart out Carb Haters. I'm off to the gym Timeline photos "..And that blessing is gonna cost you about a hunned thousand" ~Pastor Offring "It's been so long since I had sex, I forgot who ties up whom." -Joan Rivers" I consider sex a misdemeanor. Da more I miss, da meaner I get." -Mae West Girl A said.. " I didn't get no loving." Girl B says... "But you got jewelry." SMDH. .. PRIORITIES!!! lol... I'm not "Evil" I'm "Alternatively Moral" wondering who has a sense of humor that i can "booty call". **sigh** #BoredomKills