Funny how putting on a #TeamPetty t-shirt makes…
Funny how putting on a #TeamPetty t-shirt makes me feel petty. I think I’m gonna make a couple of #RichBitch shirt for the rest of the week.
Thanks for all the birthday/ earth day wishes. I got a CASE of Coke, my withdrawal is withdrawing. YAY!
Am I the only one seeing a "Dislike" button on certain things?
@[100000315271386:2048:Lauren Dannielle] love the @[9238887431:88:The Princess Bride] hoodie with the nametag on it. Hello my name is Inigo Montoya....
the flip side is when they're all screaming at once and you can't make out what any ONE of them is saying
My virtual husband just filed for divorce because I don't eat pork... feeling some kinda way about this. Lol
"you got your side wife telling me about your side bytches"
I ken breeee
my Family... we're so cynical
Back 2 work.. I hope i remember what i am supposed to be doing. lol It's been a nice long vacation.
Wipes chocolate off my lips and presses play on my ab ripper DVD
Take the wisdom you need...
Am gonna be myself for Halloween.. Be afraid.. be very afraid!!