Happy Father's Day!Two of my favorite people have birthdays next week.. Lawd, please don't let me forget because they will kill me."You set records before black men could compete, are you kidding me? That's like having a pasta contest without Italy." ... LMAOis Happy Holidays... Happy B'day.. Merry chrismachannukwanzaka, Joyeax noel y prospero ano. Felicidades!! shyt have i covered everything.Yin/YangPresented without commentary.. because i can't verbalize it all.BIRTHDAY WISHES: A status saver. so umm.. HAPPY B'DAY ELMA, JUDITH, SHANNON, COURTNEY, JADE. and YOU too obviously.#GrindsMyGears When dudes wanna be in a relationship, but they more self centered than a 3 year old #GotMyOwnEgoI've been complaining about not wanting to plant a garden in this rented home... i like this idea.my Family... we're so cynicalWTF!?!?!? "Precious" listed as a comedy movie."What's your dental plan?"
"Don't get cavities!"
"What's the health plan?"
"Same but with hepatitis and shingles."