lol is gearing up for my first show of '09.. Will WORK for WORK!!! "When you're a professional, you come back no matter what happened the day before." Billy Martin. via Laurell K Hamilton @[100006258401258:2048:Katana], @[100004008558005:2048:Bomani], @[799980093:2048:Gerson]..... Wait!! What??? my new palm is off the hook with all its bells and whistles... Too bad I need horns and lights. Dammit I only had it one day. Morning FB. In everything give thanks, etc etc etc.. Today will be a good day.. long as hell.. but Good. so say I, so mote it be. "Why hire a black model when you can paint a white one" FOR REAL??? "I'm an asshole." Well, If that's what it takes to hold your head high no matter what, we need to teach more kids to be assholes. lol KickAss: Where should I even Begin??? "Think I'm gonna do a sit up today" LMAO Nelson.. Best status ever (for right now, until he does another hilarious one.) lol
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Dying granny tells her grandchild , “I want…

Dying granny tells her grandchild , “I want to leave you my farm. That includes the villa, the tractor and other equipment, the farmhouse and 22,398,750.78 in cash.” The granddaughter says, “oh my granny, you are so generous. I didn’t even know you had a farm. Where is it?” With her last breath, her granny whispered, “Facebook.”