drunk dialed by the guy who cut my…
drunk dialed by the guy who cut my lawn last summer. then drunk dialed again.. because he forgot what i said to him.. which was “don’t ever call me, sober or drunk”
So beautiful
"La Cucuracha... tiny roaches in my business. La Cucaracha... Just mad cause you can't get with this... Please don't make me spray you, Ma**con!!" Kumbia Kings
I pulled a Bomani last night and stayed on the phone for 4 hours...
I remember why that shyt was cute to do. But um.. Yeah!! #goodMorning
Nice article about Christopher Walken.
Hmmm Next thing you know, he'll introduce a bill against the eating of plants.. because they clean up the mess your breathing makes.
Hey NY... did y'all get channel 7 back on cable?
03:15 am.. and i actually slept. wow!! two whole hours!! sometimes i wish i had a few bad habits to fill in the empty hours in the day /night.
I was homeless with a GOOD paying job
"You know what nobody ever told me about making love??? How boring it is!!! You can do whatever u want... my safeword is blueberry Paancakes."
Soundtrack for working tonight: RuPaul .. She bring da beat.
LOL.. you KNOW they did too.
Obama is GANGSTAH!!!.. this shyt is funny.. 10 points for using the Transformers in your video Mr. Prez.